Thursday, December 13, 2007

Thursday Thirteen: 13 Pearls of Wisdom

1. A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.

2. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer for anything.

3. Don't force it-get a big hammer.

4. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

5. A little ignorance can go a long the direction of maximum harm.

6. There are two theories to arguing with a woman -Neither one works.

7. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

8. Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.

9. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

10. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

11. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put back in your pocket.

12. Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment
13. If you make a You Tube video saying how much Shara loves Fabio, revenge will be slow, painful and complete…Dee


Dee Shore said...

LMAO! Too late I already made the video.

jehara said...

cute list!

RaeLynn Blue said...

Very good and funny thirteen!

*going to check out the Fabio video now****

RaeLynn Blue
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Try something BLUE!

Shara Azod said...


47k said...

I think your model for 13 pearls is beautiful. You should use her for your next book cover.