Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Thursday 13-13 People In Need of Serious Prayer

What ever your religion, whatever you God or deity or whatever, please pray to said deity for these people, because they really need it and I am sick and tired of hearing or reading about the poor lost souls.

13. Lindsay Lohan- I really hope rehab worked...this time.

12. O.J.- For real, dude, go somewhere, sit down and shut the f$%#! up.

11. Dana Perino- How are you gonna be the Press Secretary for the freakin' President of the United States and not know about the Cuban Missile Crisis? I mean seriously?

10. Michael Jackson- What the hell, man...or, woman...or whatever?

9. Brittany Spears- Thought she would be close to the top of the list, huh? Nope! I can't waste that mush time on the child. Poor thing.

8. Kevin Federline- Because for real people, those kids are gonna need some kind of role model/parent. So let's all pray hard, because Brittany is, well, Brittany.

7. The United States Justice Department- I know, not a person, but...let us pray.

6. The United States Congress- Again, not a person but in desperate need of prayer...and a swift kick in the...

5. Amy Winehouse- Maybe it's time you say "Yes, yes, yes" to Rehab.

4. Alan Keyes- Why does this man keep running for crap? And who the hell keeps supporting him?

3. Tiffany "New York" Pollard- *sigh* If you don't know, maybe you need some prayer too.

2. George W. Bush- Go take a nap.

1. Sherri Shepherd of The View- Girl, shut up. Just stop talking because you make my head hurt.

There are many, many more that should have been on this list, but I managed to cut it down to 13. For those who didn't make the list-I am still praying for you!


readalltime said...

To S. Shepherd be a real parent take control, tell that kid to go to sleep in the shopping cart and beat their butt if necessary!! Step up to the plate and be a woman.

Susan Helene Gottfried said...

Nice sentiment, to pray for these people. They certainly need it and maybe if we all pray for them, the message will get through. Somehow.

In the meantime, let's look for better role models. I'm high on Mary J. Blige today; she gave USA Today a great quote about the whole Jamie Lynn Spears thing. It's worth hunting down. Really classy on Mary's part.

Happy TT!

Open Grove Claudia said...

Gosh, I tried to promote praying for the prez, congress and the government and got a raft of crap over it. Amazing. We send so much negativity to people who have so much power. If we send them love - even if we don't like them - maybe they'll get it.


Happy TT!

Aline de Chevigny said...

LOL interesting list Shara.


Robin said...

I'm not the praying type, but yes, they certainly need all the help they can get. I'll send a good thought or two their way.